Presidential Qualities

We don't want a president who tells us what we need to hear instead of what we want to hear. We want a president who is committed enough to the American dream to tell us there are easy solutions to all our problems that don't require us to change our behavior. We want a president who is not afraid to repeat the mistakes of the past. We want someone to help us blame everyone else. And we certainly do not want a president who has such a lack of experience that he actually is capable of learning, or carries on discussions with world leaders. No, we want a tough guy who makes decisions despite the facts of the time, who panders to our panic attacks with extremely expensive and useless pacifiers.